If the Alexander Wang "Mackenzie" High Heel Boot fell in love with the Alexander Wang "Jocelyn" Cut Out bootie and decided to adopt a less fortunate baby bootie into their high end stylistic life of love and photoshoots and jetsetting.
They would name it
They would bring it up together in the lavish lifestyle that they are accustomed to and no one would ever know that it was only $39.80. Unlike it's chic lesbian parents who ring in at $600 & $700.
Guess which is which:)